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We had the schools first HP laser printer installed in the PC lab for less than 24 hours when we received the only the first complaint on it. One of the users came down to tell us that the laser printer wasn’t printing and had eaten his report. We tried to explain to him that the printer can’t eat your report, and he said, yes it truly had and that there was smoke coming from the printer along with strange grinding noises. Upon investigation we discovered that he had taken his 5 1/4″ floppy and had somehow crammed it into the envelope feed and hit printscreen, whereupon it promptly fused into a mess. The printer had less than 50 total pages through it.
Tags: geek, quote, chat, humor, fun, irc
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> …
Tags: humor, irc, chat, geek, quote, fun
IRC - Irc’s my life - online
This ain’t a song for the broken-lined
No silent chanop for the faith-departed
I ain’t gonna be just a nick in the chan
You’re gonna read my voice
When I type it fast
Chorus:
Irc’s my life
Irc’s now or never
I ain’t gonna irc forever
I just want to irc while I’m online
(Irc’s my life)
My shell is like an open highway
Like opers say
I kick it my way
I just wanna irc while I’m online
Irc’s my life
This is for the ones who type their thoughts
For Tommy and Gina who never got lost (in the split)
Tomorrow’s getting harder makin’ takeovers
Luck is not everything
Got to have your own clones
Chorus:
Irc’s my life
Irc’s now or never
I ain’t gonna talk forever
I just want to irc while I’m online
(Irc’s my life)
My shell is like an open highway
Like opers say
I kick it my way
I just wanna irc while I’m online
‘Cause irc’s my life
Better stay online when they’re pingin’ you out
Don’t disconnect, don’t run, baby, kick’em out
Chorus:
Irc’s my life
Irc’s now or never
I ain’t gonna talk forever
I just want to irc while I’m online
(Irc’s my life)
My shell is like an open highway
Like opers say
I kick it my way
I just wanna irc while I’m online
Chorus:
Irc’s my life
Irc’s now or never
I ain’t gonna talk forever
I just want to irc while I’m online
(Irc’s my life)
My shell is like an open highway
Like opers say
I kick it my way
I just wanna irc while I’m online
‘Cause irc’s my life
Tags: quote, geek, fun, humor, chat, irc
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
Tags: humor, quote, geek, chat, fun, irc
Opal: hi
babyone: hello
Opal: asl?
babyone: 32 f usa u?
Opal: 25 m Hungary (EU)
babyone: EU? where is that country?
Tags: geek, humor, chat, irc, fun, quote
[23:32:07] <Kathryn> I need some help
[23:32:14] <Kathryn> im looking for a website
[23:32:23] <Chevenix> www.index.hu for example 
Tags: geek, chat, quote, humor, irc, fun
[03:35]<MPI> SuperGamez: 100.000 new workplace by the Windows Vista.
[03:36]<MPI> Started to develop SP1 ?
Tags: fun, chat, irc, quote, geek, humor